You know you're a mama/mummy/mommy when...

...you rush out the door quickly.. forgetting to put concealer under those puffy eyes... you end up applying it in the car... using baby's mirror on his favourite rattle :-D

...while flipping through the channels you come across a cartoon baby jumping out of his crib ... and you gasp... Never mind that said baby is actually talking like a grown-up to a dog.. and that the dog speaks perfect English too! All you see is the baby jumped out of his crib...and you gasp :-O

...you examine and stare at your baby's poop like your life depended on it... and you even have names for the different kinds of poop!

...you walk out the elegant restaurants door... after your anniversary dinner... black coat... matching hat and gloves...one hand in hubby's hand.. the other holding baby's favourite bright, yellow, squeaky duck! And you're not the least bit embarrassed...

...you walk in downtown's streets making faces and silly noises at your chuckling, squealing baby while passerbys stare.. and again... you're not the least bit embarrassed...

...after a long, tiring and rough day...just when you think you can't take it any more... you take one look at your peaceful, sleeping baby.. and know... that you can...